Saturday, February 21, 2009

Kids for sale...

So i decided after much thought, stress, and grumpiness... The only Solution to my problem was to sell Hannah and Emily. I don't even want money for the.. Just a break! :-D
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Description: A very smart two year old girl. FULL of ENERGY!! Though her whinning volume has been broken, so it's going to be a constant problem. She talks and sings. She however doesn't take naps, though I think she might need to. She LOVES bitting older siblings, making sure to bruise them and leave her mark. She loves veggies, and she only likes a tad bit of sugar at a time.. She loves to get out of the bathtub and have a huge hissy-fit about putting on her diaper... But after she pees on the wall begs for a diaper on. She will sit still for ONE spongebob episode, if she's really tired. She does give the best little hugs in the world.


3 year old For sale also:
Brillant three year old.. Who knows she's smart. Look forward to her outsmarting you. She loves taking baths, taking her out is impossible. If you attempt this, she might kick/hit/yell at you.. and if you actually get her out, make sure not to let go of her (no matter how hurt and frustrated you are) she will find her way back to the tub (by running) and enclose herself in it (slam and lock BOTH doors) until either you pick the locks or she finally realizes what she did, and comes out crying and sobbing "I'm sorry."


Both children come with a life time of hugs, snotty kisses, and all the snuggling you could want, even if you are trying to get something done. They can entertain themselves as long as you don't have anything you need to get done. They are full of love, and can get kind of overwhelming at times......


Any takers.......


(no.. don't go reporting me, i'm just venting.. i know i would die without my loves)

4 comments:

Michelle said...

I'd be willing to negotiate a trade.

Daniel said...

Ew... icky!!

So, you must be pretty d*** frustrated... poor Melissa! Hope things are going better for you today! -Lisa

Lisa said...

hi test

Lisa said...

Alright!! I successfully remembered my Blog password and can now comment as Lisa instead of Daniel!